can you top this?

my wife got a deal
on t-shirts
sixty of them
top quality cotton
assorted colors
excellent fit
they made me beautiful

she parceled them out
ten at a time

today I retired the last ten
a little prematurely perhaps
but I want to move on

cut off the necks and sleeves
buried them in the garden
used the rest
to polish the glass
wash the car
clean the windows and
mop the floor
hell of a deal