I Don't Remember

My wife and I were discussing
the various sexual nuances
between men and women.

We had this conversation
before and, as before,
narrowed it down to frequency.

She said she read
in a magazine that each time
a man had an ejaculation,

he lost a significant amount of
brain cells. Just spewed them out
with the rest of the nonsense.

She said she was sorry,
but she didn't want
to contribute to my dementia.