I Am Not To Blame

Believe me
my aggressive,
hostile behavior
is directly linked
to the excessive
consumption of junk food,

and to the watching
of television violence for
unreasonable
lengths of time.

Yes, I know.
You say
it could be my fault,
but ask
my social worker.
She'll tell you.
This simply isn't
the real me.

My environment is
convoluted; its own
byzantine behavior molding
Machiavellian doubles.

So you see,
I'm not to blame.